( 7 hours ago) · May 20,2013 → 1,322 notesyour mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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( 7 hours ago) · May 20,2013 → 17,835 notes“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
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( 11 hours ago) · May 20,2013 → 72 notes[continuous farting]: bombaypoliceclub: words by a small 20 yr old mexican girl: 1. if a...
words by a small 20 yr old mexican girl:
1. if a person whether it be unintentional or deliberately makes u question ur self worth or integrity then say “peace mothafucka” & be done
2. if somebody is truly worth ur time and effort then they will make time and effort for u…
( 11 hours ago) · May 20,2013 → 3,355 notes ( 11 hours ago) · May 20,2013 → 2,826 notes“WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT”
“NEXT TO YOU”
BYE
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( 11 hours ago) · May 20,2013 → 15,479 notesREASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
- IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
- IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
- ITS NICE
- YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
- BEING MEAN IS MEAN
- THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
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