you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person  (via coolgrandpa)

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the only thing i can conclude from these 4 year anniversary spams is that zayn gets better with age

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You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.

Why hold onto all that? And I said,
Where can I put it down?"
Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay” (via bostonpoetryslam)

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"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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Anonymous said: Can you link to poems about falling in love??
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Attitude goals: Rihanna
Ass shaking goals: Rihanna
Style goals: Rihanna
Sexiness goals: Rihanna
Makeup goals: Rihanna
Pussy pat goals: Rihanna
Wife goals: Rihanna
Life goals: Rihanna

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"Consent is sexy."

No. Consent is mandatory. Do not sexualize consent

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I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

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if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

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I have masturbated this summer away

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